Humor of the day :Indian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!

All-out efforts needed to recover high economic growth: Manmohan

All-out efforts needed to recover high economic growth: Manmohan

I am so sorry to say but I am not able to understand , how much steps manmohan je has taken so far in order to get high economic growth .
A PM should think first provide roti , kapda aur makan to his pupil .but as Manmohan said his government is doing well ,somebody tell me where he doing well , Public are dying because of hunger and Our government is being happy by seeing progress of only some Metros .
Now only few metros represent India .
Plan & policy are made on table and implemented on the paper only , Government says they are going to investment thousands crore money in villages but It never invested as said by the government.everyone know where money goes but still no government has taken any action against anyone ,because ALL are corrupt,

Do not loose your confidance

Have you ever wanted to feel confident in certain situations when you were not? How about changing a fear to go on stage to feeling enthusiastic about doing it? Well, you can.

So, how do you to get a state of confidence? Imagine that you are going to make a presentation which you have prepared for but as usual you do not feel confident about it. If you think about it, I am sure there has been a time in the past where you felt totally confident about giving a talk, or feeling really confident in doing something you are good at. The difference between those that succeed and those that do not is confidence.

Here are 5 Things you can instantly do to get a confidence boost:

(1) Fake it till you make it; Act as if you are confident and before you realize it your acting it becomes the real confidence you seek.

(2) Focus on the task and not the crowd; by focusing on what needs to be done be it giving a speech or negotiating a deal your confidence come flooding back because you are an expert on what you do.

(3) Visualize yourself carrying out the task; there is power in visualization, see yourself confidently stepping up to the podium or confidently facing a potential prospect and before you know it you are acting out what you visualized.

(4) Smile; a smile can do you a lot of good when you are feeling a bit under, before you realize it people are smiling back and you are back on track.

(5)Re affirm your self belief; Take a deep breath and reaffirm your self belief, self talk can make a great deal of difference.

If you feel that your lack of confidence has been holding you back from doing the things you would just love to be able to do in life, then this is for you.

Problems of India

• Reservation
• corruption
  
• Current politics
  
• poverty
• unemployment
• low Education
  

Hyperinflation in India

The prices of essential goods is increased 100% times in Indian Metro from last two months
Indian government’s leading congress man Mr. Manmohan Singh is sleeping, One hands congress man rahul Gandhi said that they are for poorer but situation is totally different on the ground .Actually Rahul never to go to market to but the house hold .so he must not be aware of it.
Media is trying his best to wake him up but he must be exhausted because of the campaigning in election.
So I pray or wish please someone wake him up so he might suggest his home made PM Manmohan singh to control the household commodity price , BPL people can have something to eat it .

Reservation is evil for the society

Reservation is the evil for the society

Reservations are intended to increase the social diversity in campuses and workplaces by lowering the entry criteria for certain identifiable groups that are grossly under-represented in proportion to their numbers in the general population.

Caste was the most used criteria to identify under-represented groups. So people is now the reserved by there are cast so my question is to you that

Is reservation helping us to uplift are condition? My answer is no? It has been in practice from almost from last 100 years in India http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reservation_in_India ,

Caste Based Reservation only perpetuate the notion of caste in society, rather than weakening it as a factor of social consideration, as envisaged by the constitution. Reservation is a tool to meet narrow political ends. It broadening the gap among castes & religion .

Reservation is the biggest enemy of meritocracy. By offering reservation through relaxed entry criteria, we are fueling inflation of moderate credentials as opposed to the promotion of merit based education system, which is the foundation of many progressive countries. Meritocracy should not be polluted by injecting relaxation of entry barriers, rather should be encouraged by offering financial aids to the underprivileged although deserving candidates only. Today the IITs and IIMs hold a high esteem in the global scenario due to their conservation of merit.

We need social equality so please say no caste based reservation,

I need some suggestion from you.

Happy rakhi