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Mr.Throor apologized

Shashi tharoor apologized for saying cattle class for economic class, He is very intelligent person we never expected this kind to statement form his side , he made this to the people to whom he bowed for the vote , when I listened the Mr. Tharoor is now entering in politics, I thought something good is about happen for Indian politics but what happened, a persons who served in UN for decade giving statement which hurting the people, who voted to him ,knowing by serving in such a most responsible post in government ,this kind of statement will never accepted , Mr. Tharoor now apologizing and saying sorry, so are you ready to forgive to a newly made politician in Indian politics ,where politician is famous for making mistake and saying sorry and again wanting public to vote him, we should throw out this , we should throw such politician out from the politics,

Now day new trends in practice Mr.rahul , Sonia Gandhi ,Mr. Pranab mukherjee advocating on expenses , they are traveling through economic class, by train but for why ? rahul Gandhi traveling across India with the purpose of Strengthen congress and Sonia je is going Maharashtra to woo voter, Non of them working for General public, they have their own goal and only to facilitating those goal, both are working ……..

Can India with reservation get developed

My question to all:-Can India with reservation get developed ?

Is reservation really helping india , since independence we are following caste based reservation ,
"I try to look upon the problem not in the sense of religious minority, but rather in the sense of helping backward groups in the country. I do not look at it from a religious point of view or a caste point of view, but from a caste point of view that a backward class ought to be helped, and I am glad that this reservation will be limited to ten years.." Jawaharlal Nehru addressing the Constituent Assembly, May, 1949.
But In india still there is reservation, caste based reservation is now going to wrong direction, It is not helping real backward class much as it is harming to Indian development ,moreover it widening the gape between community .
so caste based should be stopped as soon as possible,
In order to help poor people ,Government should help them by giving free education to their children , Low interest loan,
Help in higher education
By this way ,Not only government can have the pool of the best people in the areas moreover remove the problem of poorness , Because in the true sense , all backwards are not poor people anymore ,
so the wealthy people from the backwards class is taking the advantages of reservation .and who are real poor not able to do anything because , government job is not possible without bribe , so poor can not have it and in Private job you need to have professional education and that is not possible with money , so where poor go get their child educated
please lead No to Caste based reservation

Humor of the day :Indian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!

All-out efforts needed to recover high economic growth: Manmohan

All-out efforts needed to recover high economic growth: Manmohan

I am so sorry to say but I am not able to understand , how much steps manmohan je has taken so far in order to get high economic growth .
A PM should think first provide roti , kapda aur makan to his pupil .but as Manmohan said his government is doing well ,somebody tell me where he doing well , Public are dying because of hunger and Our government is being happy by seeing progress of only some Metros .
Now only few metros represent India .
Plan & policy are made on table and implemented on the paper only , Government says they are going to investment thousands crore money in villages but It never invested as said by the government.everyone know where money goes but still no government has taken any action against anyone ,because ALL are corrupt,

Do not loose your confidance

Have you ever wanted to feel confident in certain situations when you were not? How about changing a fear to go on stage to feeling enthusiastic about doing it? Well, you can.

So, how do you to get a state of confidence? Imagine that you are going to make a presentation which you have prepared for but as usual you do not feel confident about it. If you think about it, I am sure there has been a time in the past where you felt totally confident about giving a talk, or feeling really confident in doing something you are good at. The difference between those that succeed and those that do not is confidence.

Here are 5 Things you can instantly do to get a confidence boost:

(1) Fake it till you make it; Act as if you are confident and before you realize it your acting it becomes the real confidence you seek.

(2) Focus on the task and not the crowd; by focusing on what needs to be done be it giving a speech or negotiating a deal your confidence come flooding back because you are an expert on what you do.

(3) Visualize yourself carrying out the task; there is power in visualization, see yourself confidently stepping up to the podium or confidently facing a potential prospect and before you know it you are acting out what you visualized.

(4) Smile; a smile can do you a lot of good when you are feeling a bit under, before you realize it people are smiling back and you are back on track.

(5)Re affirm your self belief; Take a deep breath and reaffirm your self belief, self talk can make a great deal of difference.

If you feel that your lack of confidence has been holding you back from doing the things you would just love to be able to do in life, then this is for you.

Problems of India

• Reservation
• corruption
  
• Current politics
  
• poverty
• unemployment
• low Education